Mogadishu International Cargo Ramp, Somalia
Bulk Family Capacity
We fit entire neighborhoods – no one gets left behind. The more passengers, the lower the cost per taxpayer.
25 YEARS OVERSTAYING
What will you get
Plenty of cargo space for the whole family
Complimentary handcuffs and ICE escort included.
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Proven One-Way
No returns guaranteed
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Court Order Only
Flights depart when ready
PROVEN ONE-WAY SAFETY 2026
We fly you to exactly 0
destination worldwide
Somali Lines proudly lowers the bar for mandatory one-way cargo service. Spacious hold, complimentary restraints, and zero re-entry guaranteed.
OUR BENEFITS
Learn more about deportation benefits
No more welfare worries, no more cold winters. Straight flight home with complimentary handcuffs and family reunion guaranteed. Taxpayers thank you.
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SOMALI LINES
Popular Charter Destinations
One-way tickets to your cultural roots. No refunds, no returns, just memories.
Minneapolis → Mogadishu
Departure: ICE Raid Pending
Helsinki → Mogadishu
Departure: Winter Depressed
Berlin → Galkayo
Departure: Citizen Denied
London → Garowe
Departure: Benefits Expired
Malmö → Bosaso
Departure: Asylum Overstayed
Real time pickup
notification
What We Do
Family Reunions Made Simple
Bring the whole clan together in one easy flight. Plenty of cargo space for extended families, goats optional. Complimentary ICE escort ensures everyone boards on time.
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Dawn Raid Pickup
Real-time notification when the warrant drops. Priority boarding with federal agents included at no extra charge.
